What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:56

-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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Moonraker
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.